More Spam than Austin, Minnesota

I just created a junk-mail address at my home domain - feel free to send anything you don't want me to read to junk@tassava.com - and in so doing discovered about 500 spam messages which my email filter has diverted from my main address. In deleting them, I found some hilarious made-up names such as

Fathomless H. Umbraging
Bayoneting H. Kangarooing
Rink S. Mayonnaise
Quackery R. Chicano
Exhalations S. Chucked
Gomez P. Internment
Amputate S. Enhanced
Farrow E. Tenuous
Survival S. Bowels
Militancy R. Goading

After about five minutes, these funny names, like peanut M&Ms, became so commonplace that I started ignoring some good ones, including

Outlaying J. Potluck
Steinmetz Q. Scapegoat
Ulcers C. Demon
Lipid T. Broadening

And my personal favorite,

Bengal E. Deafness

Bengali Deafness would be a good name for a band - loud, fast sitar music.