Baja Don't Think So

It's hard to explain how far this account of a toddlers-and-all trip to Baja varies from from any conceivable experience of my family. Is it Scandinavian reluctance to undertake such a trip? Midwestern antagonism toward the ocean? Idiosyncratic fear of doing crazy stuff, even if it works out? I dunno. I'm envious and terrified of these people. And their kids.