For Julia, Norms Are Everything

A partial list of things about which my daughter said, "Uh-oh uh-oh" this weekend:

1. Herself, peeing sans diaper.
2. The sound made when my wife dropped a tube of Chapstick on the bathroom tiles.
3. The mess in our alley after squirrels got into a neighbor's trash bag.
4. A discarded Ruffles bag lying on the sidewalk.
5. A black boot, lying in the gutter.

My baby, she don't like the mess around.